Its a Weird and Crazy World

Of course I know no one is going to read this post cause the only people who fallow this blog are the people in my frontal lobe, pre-frontal cortex and the colony in my pants that likes to send dirty massages to my brain (but I don’t think they fallow it, they say they do but they lie).
The posts in this blog has been few and far between for a long time and I just don’t have the motivation to keep this blog alive so I’ll just let it die.
The few posts that would be posted here will go to my main blog (Lone Wolfs Den)
It had good intentions and it had a good run but its the end for Its a Weird and Crazy World.

A couple was arrested in Vancouver Canada for placing an add on Craigslist for there baby.

The couple claim the add was a hoax but non the less the parents (23 and 26) where arrested and the baby was taken by a social worker and placed in government care.

The couple are known to the police and have had drug problems in the past

These 2 have to be really stupid. If it was a joke I’d question whether they are capable of raising a child cause that is an extremely stupid thing to do and if wasn’t a joke, they had to be very stupid to think they wouldn’t be caught.

Souce: B.C. police probe infant offered for sale on Craigslist
Found at Skepchick

Illinois man designs beer can coffin

SOUTH CHICAGO HEIGHTS, Ill. (AP) — Bill Bramanti’s favorite beer is Pabst Blue Ribbon. He loves it.

Really loves it.

So much so that he’s already had his coffin specially made, and it’s designed to look like a can of the trendy brew. Bramanti isn’t sick, so he doesn’t plan on needing it just yet. For now he plans to use it as a cooler.

At 5-feet-9 inches tall and weighing 280 pounds, Bramanti has tried it out though.

“I actually fit, because I got in here,” Bramanti, 67, of South Chicago Heights said. He threw a party Saturday for friends, featuring his coffin filled with ice and, what else, Pabst Blue Ribbon.

I don wan a regu, regul, regu-l-are coffin, I wan a beer can coffin. A Past Bue Wibban coffin.

Found at Geekologie

Smelly check at Connecticut bank prompts hazmat call

An overpowering bad odor at a Bank of America branch office in New Milford prompted an emergency response from state environmental officials who discovered a bad check. It wasn’t a check that was fake. It was smelly.

The Department of Environmental Protection made the discovery after evacuating the bank Thursday afternoon.

The stinky smell turned out to be from a paycheck deposited by a man who transferred machine oil from his hands to the check before he handed it to a teller through the drive-up window.

The DEP determined there was no hazard, and the bank reopened for business about an hour later.

Can’t think of a comment.

Russian squirrel pack ‘kills dog’

Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.

Passers-by were too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute.

They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical.

The attack was reported in parkland in the centre of Lazo, a village in the Maritime Territory, and was witnessed by three local people.

A “big” stray dog was nosing about the trees and barking at squirrels hiding in branches overhead when a number of them suddenly descended and attacked, reports say.

Mikhail Tiyunov, a scientist in the region, said it was the first he had ever heard of such an attack.

While squirrels without sources of protein might attack birds’ nests, he said, the idea of them chewing a dog to death was “absurd”.

“Squirrels unite! To war!!”

Russian farmer sues space agency for falling rocket

BARNAUL, Russia (Reuters) - A shepherd is suing Russia’s space agency for compensation after he said a 10-foot-long chunk of metal from a space rocket fell into his yard, just missing his outdoor toilet.

Boris Urmatov, who is asking for 1 million roubles ($42,000) from the Roskosmos agency, lives in a small village that lies underneath the flight path of rockets taking off from the Baikonur launchpad Russia leases in nearby Kazakhstan.

“Something woke him up in the night, like something exploded. Since he’s visually handicapped he didn’t notice the fallen rocket parts,” Urmatov’s sister Marina told Reuters from the village of Kyrlyk, in Russia’s Altai region.

“But in the morning in front of the shepherd hut he saw this enormous metal casing, as smooth as an egg,” she said by telephone from the village, which is 2,175 miles east of Moscow. “It nearly crushed the outhouse.”

She said her brother was seeking damages to compensate him for the stress he suffered.

They should start launching there rockets in another direction.

Man Shooting Hole Through Wall Kills Wife

DEEPWATER, Mo. — Officials are trying to decide whether to file charges against a Missouri man who fatally shot his wife while trying to install a satellite TV system in the bedroom of their home.

Patsy Long, 34, of Deepwater, died after being shot in the chest with a .22-caliber handgun on Saturday. Her husband, Ronald Long, fired the shot from the inside of their home after several unsuccessful efforts to punch a hole through the exterior wall using other means.

Henry County sheriff’s deputies said the woman was hit by the second of two shots fired by her husband.

Long was given CPR by neighbors and family until medics arrived, police said. She was transported by air ambulance,

but was pronounced dead at the hospital just after 6 p.m.

Well if you want an argument for gun control just read that. “You must have an ‘this’ I.Q. or grater to buy a gun”

Man reports marijuana theft, gets busted

An Australian man’s complaint of an break-in at his home went to pot Friday when police arrested him for growing marijuana.

The 35-year-old man in the central Australian city of Adelaide called police to report that six men had broken into his house through a window and stolen parts of his cannabis plants, South Australia Police said.

Police were unable to find the intruders but brought a drug warrant to search the home, where they found six large cannabis plants growing in two bedrooms, police said in a statement.

The man was charged with cultivating cannabis for sale.

“Members of the public are reminded that the growing of cannabis is not only illegal but can also attract other It should go with out saying, if you have something illegal and it gets stolen, don’t call the cops, let it go.

Swan, Swan-Shaped Boat to Part Ways

A long love story is over at a German zoo: Petra the swan and her swan-shaped paddleboat are parting ways. Petra, a black swan, became a minor celebrity in 2006 when she became so attached to the boat - which is shaped like an oversized white swan - that she refused to leave its side.

Officials in the western city of Muenster decided to let her stay with it over the winter, bringing both bird and boat into a city zoo.

However, Petra met a live swan this winter. Zoo director Joerg Adler says she and her new mate - a white swan - are building a nest together.

The boat is to be returned to its local owner on Thursday.

Firefighters hoist up foal stuck in old septic tank

Following mom is usually a good idea. But for a 2-month-old foal named Shooter, pacing after his mother, Reba, landed the little guy in deep doo-doo Tuesday.

It took nearly a dozen Marion County Fire Rescue firefighters an hour and 12 minutes to free Shooter from 2 to 3 feet of foul water in a septic tank.

The rescue operation, which required hoses, harnesses and ropes, was a delicate endeavor. When Shooter fell in the tank, the cracked concrete cover was about 3 feet over his head. Rescue workers had to make sure the slab, with a 2-1/2-foot-by-2-1/2-foot crack, didn’t fall on the shivering, frightened foal. They also had to make sure Shooter wasn’t startled to the point he would thrash around and hit his head on the concrete.

Most of all, rescue officials had to make sure that while the animal was being hoisted from the mucky water, he didn’t injure himself on the exposed broken steel rods used to reinforce the septic tank, said Fire Rescue spokeswoman Heather Danenhower.

Now I’ve had to go bad be for but damn, I never shit a horse.