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Rest in Peace Its a Weird and Crazy World

July 14, 2008 · No Comments

Of course I know no one is going to read this post cause the only people who fallow this blog are the people in my frontal lobe, pre-frontal cortex and the colony in my pants that likes to send dirty massages to my brain (but I don’t think they fallow it, they say they do but they lie).
The posts in this blog has been few and far between for a long time and I just don’t have the motivation to keep this blog alive so I’ll just let it die.
The few posts that would be posted here will go to my main blog (Lone Wolfs Den)
It had good intentions and it had a good run but its the end for Its a Weird and Crazy World.

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Selling baby on Craigslist

May 30, 2008 · No Comments

A couple was arrested in Vancouver Canada for placing an add on Craigslist for there baby.

The couple claim the add was a hoax but non the less the parents (23 and 26) where arrested and the baby was taken by a social worker and placed in government care.

The couple are known to the police and have had drug problems in the past

These 2 have to be really stupid. If it was a joke I’d question whether they are capable of raising a child cause that is an extremely stupid thing to do and if wasn’t a joke, they had to be very stupid to think they wouldn’t be caught.

Souce: B.C. police probe infant offered for sale on Craigslist
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Life Lock’s CEO gets identity stolen multiple times

May 18, 2008 · 6 Comments


You’ve seen the commercials (if you haven’t just watch the youtube video) and apparently he is the CEO of Life Lock and that apparently that really is his Social Security number. But according to a class action lawsuit Life Locks identity theft protection services failed. The service was so inept that even the company’s CEO identity was stolen.

The lawsuit states that more than 20 drivers licenses obtained using Davis’ (the CEO) personal information and that his entire personal profile has been compromised

The lawsuit also says that Life Lock which claims to be the “industry leader in field of Identity Theft Protection” made false and misleading statements in its ad campaigns
The suit states

Through its advertisements, LifeLock misrepresents and assures consumers that it can protect against all types of fraud including, without limitation, computer hacking, password theft and other noncredit-related theft,

But Life Lock doesn’t protect against many forms of identity theft, according to the lawsuit. Life Lock does place fraud alerts on its subscribers’ credit profiles but does nothing to protect personal bank employment and medical information
The suit states

LifeLock knows, yet fails to disclose, that the services it provides do not offer the breadth of protection that it promotes through its massive advertising campaign,

The lawsuit states that even Life Locks $1 million guarantee against any damages resulting from breaches that occur under the company’s watch is misleading
David Grubb (suit’s local counsel)

In actuality, once you get beyond the numerous legal limitations and disclaimers, the policy really only guarantees that LifeLock will investigate how to fix its failure. The subscriber receives no monetary recompense and no guarantee that their reputation and credit status will be restored.

According to the suit, the company has almost 1 million subscribers who pay roughly $110 a year for Life Lock’s protection.
David Paris (an attorney with the New Jersey firm Marks & Klein who is heading the case)

This is a service that you pay for and it kind of lays dormant. So no one knows that they’re not getting what they paid for, because they don’t know what to look for.

Paris says that people can do on there own for free what Life Lock does.

The lawsuit also alleges that Life Locks service could harm there costumers cause of the constant placement of fraud alerts could prevent them from getting home loans of refinancing home loans.

Apparently cause Davis’ faith in his own company he’ll be paying for things that he didn’t buy for years to come. Poetic justice if you ask me.

Source: ID theft protection firm sued
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“I paid your bail so what are you going to do for me?” SMACK “AHHH, my face!”

April 8, 2008 · No Comments

Registered sex offender Jason Lee, 28, was arrested in Cincinnati in February and charged with several counts of deception for his seemingly benevolent acts of posting bond for two female strangers who had been arrested. Later, according to police, he had demanded sex and drugs from the women as payback, and a prosecutor said Lee had trolled for names of arrested women on the Web site of the Clerk of the Court.

Um, did he actualy think that they would “pay” him back?

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“Find the pee. Find the pee!”

April 8, 2008 · No Comments

Krystal Evans, 26, and Denise McClure, 24, rifled through packages on a DHL delivery truck in December in Crescent City, Calif., looking for their urine samples headed for the lab because they were certain theirs would test positive, which would have meant their return to jail. The driver summoned police, and the women were arrested for destroying evidence and violating their probation and in March were convicted and could face two years in prison. Evans’ original sample turned out to be clean, after all, but during the December arrest, she tested positive for methamphetamine.

How stupid are these two? I hope they don’t have and never will have children.

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Bank robber leave ID

April 4, 2008 · No Comments

Alleged Bank Robber Leaves Her Photo ID

A would-be bank robber came away empty-handed but left behind something useful for police: her photo identification. The woman was arrested less than an hour later on a charge of attempted armed robbery, Police Commissioner William Dwyer said.

The woman filled out an account application Thursday morning, then pulled a handgun and demanded cash, Dwyer said. She panicked and fled without getting any money; police found an address on the account application, along with her photo ID.

“Brain? I have no brain.”

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Dumbest Criminal Ever

March 22, 2008 · 1 Comment

Man reports marijuana theft, gets busted

An Australian man’s complaint of an break-in at his home went to pot Friday when police arrested him for growing marijuana.

The 35-year-old man in the central Australian city of Adelaide called police to report that six men had broken into his house through a window and stolen parts of his cannabis plants, South Australia Police said.

Police were unable to find the intruders but brought a drug warrant to search the home, where they found six large cannabis plants growing in two bedrooms, police said in a statement.

The man was charged with cultivating cannabis for sale.

“Members of the public are reminded that the growing of cannabis is not only illegal but can also attract other It should go with out saying, if you have something illegal and it gets stolen, don’t call the cops, let it go.

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Don’t mess with the Gandma!

March 18, 2008 · No Comments

83-Year-Old Woman Foils Purse Snatcher

An 83-year-old great-grandmother thwarted a would-be purse snatcher with a gas nozzle and an iron grip.

Bernie Garcia said a young man approached her at a gas station as she was buying fuel for her van and asked for money. When she told him she had spent all her spare change on gas, he tried to grab her purse.

“But I had it wrapped around my wrist twice,” Garcia said, and he was unable to pull it away.

She fought back, spraying his shirt with some gasoline. Both of them kept hold of the purse, and he pulled her to the ground and dragged her a short distance until another man confronted him.

The second man demanded, “Turn her loose, you something something,” Garcia said.

The would-be mugger jumped into a nearby vehicle and fled. But a witness got the license plate number, and minutes later, police stopped the car. It had been reported stolen from Espanola, said Santa Fe Deputy Police Chief Aric Wheeler.

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I’ve heard of beating your meat but being beaten by meat

March 18, 2008 · No Comments

Ham in Owner’s Hand Beats a Thief

A meat thief is no match for an angry restaurant owner swinging a ham.

Joe Scola says he heard a noise in his Scola’s Place restaurant in Gloucester, Mass., and saw a man trying to get away with his arms full of meat taken from the restaurant freezer.

Scola says that when he caught up with the man and started taking back his stock, the man raised a five-pound log of frozen Italian meat over his head as if to use it as a weapon.

The restaurant owner had a frozen ham in his hand and slammed it into the man’s face, making a gash. The stunned thief dropped his loot and ran.

Police say they’re haven’t found the man responsible for the Wednesday confrontation.

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“I’m going to vrake the record! I’m going to rob 2 plases in half an houer and get away with it!”

March 11, 2008 · No Comments

Not so happy birthday for alleged robber

Most people celebrate their birthday with a cake, maybe a party.

Not Dawayne D. Butler. He is accused of committing two robberies in less than half an hour on his birthday.

According to police in Washington in the US, the 43-year-old demanded money and said he had a gun at a Rite Aid store late Sunday afternoon, only to flee when a manager

Using the same approach, a man got an undisclosed amount of money and checks from a Shopko 25 minutes later.

Soon afterward police received a report of money and checks in the street, and Butler was stopped in a vehicle and arrested based on witness descriptions.

Police say most of the money and checks taken from Shopko were recovered. Butler remains in jail for investigation of armed robbery and assault.

“I did it. I did it” *police siren* “Shit”

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