Its a Weird and Crazy World

Of course I know no one is going to read this post cause the only people who fallow this blog are the people in my frontal lobe, pre-frontal cortex and the colony in my pants that likes to send dirty massages to my brain (but I don’t think they fallow it, they say they do but they lie).
The posts in this blog has been few and far between for a long time and I just don’t have the motivation to keep this blog alive so I’ll just let it die.
The few posts that would be posted here will go to my main blog (Lone Wolfs Den)
It had good intentions and it had a good run but its the end for Its a Weird and Crazy World.

For those who thing rapidly large amounts ingesting alcohol to the point of passing out is cool.

Source: Geekologie

A couple was arrested in Vancouver Canada for placing an add on Craigslist for there baby.

The couple claim the add was a hoax but non the less the parents (23 and 26) where arrested and the baby was taken by a social worker and placed in government care.

The couple are known to the police and have had drug problems in the past

These 2 have to be really stupid. If it was a joke I’d question whether they are capable of raising a child cause that is an extremely stupid thing to do and if wasn’t a joke, they had to be very stupid to think they wouldn’t be caught.

Souce: B.C. police probe infant offered for sale on Craigslist
Found at Skepchick

You’ve seen the commercials (if you haven’t just watch the youtube video) and apparently he is the CEO of Life Lock and that apparently that really is his Social Security number. But according to a class action lawsuit Life Locks identity theft protection services failed. The service was so inept that even the company’s CEO identity was stolen.

The lawsuit states that more than 20 drivers licenses obtained using Davis’ (the CEO) personal information and that his entire personal profile has been compromised

The lawsuit also says that Life Lock which claims to be the “industry leader in field of Identity Theft Protection” made false and misleading statements in its ad campaigns
The suit states

Through its advertisements, LifeLock misrepresents and assures consumers that it can protect against all types of fraud including, without limitation, computer hacking, password theft and other noncredit-related theft,

But Life Lock doesn’t protect against many forms of identity theft, according to the lawsuit. Life Lock does place fraud alerts on its subscribers’ credit profiles but does nothing to protect personal bank employment and medical information
The suit states

LifeLock knows, yet fails to disclose, that the services it provides do not offer the breadth of protection that it promotes through its massive advertising campaign,

The lawsuit states that even Life Locks $1 million guarantee against any damages resulting from breaches that occur under the company’s watch is misleading
David Grubb (suit’s local counsel)

In actuality, once you get beyond the numerous legal limitations and disclaimers, the policy really only guarantees that LifeLock will investigate how to fix its failure. The subscriber receives no monetary recompense and no guarantee that their reputation and credit status will be restored.

According to the suit, the company has almost 1 million subscribers who pay roughly $110 a year for Life Lock’s protection.
David Paris (an attorney with the New Jersey firm Marks & Klein who is heading the case)

This is a service that you pay for and it kind of lays dormant. So no one knows that they’re not getting what they paid for, because they don’t know what to look for.

Paris says that people can do on there own for free what Life Lock does.

The lawsuit also alleges that Life Locks service could harm there costumers cause of the constant placement of fraud alerts could prevent them from getting home loans of refinancing home loans.

Apparently cause Davis’ faith in his own company he’ll be paying for things that he didn’t buy for years to come. Poetic justice if you ask me.

Source: ID theft protection firm sued
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Canadian pierces lover’s heart in botched sex game

OTTAWA (Reuters) - A Canadian man who asked his lover to carve a heart-shaped symbol on his chest during a rough sex game almost died when she accidentally pressed too hard and punctured his heart, a newspaper said on Thursday.

The Winnipeg Free Press said the 25-year-old woman had been sentenced to three years’ probation after she pleaded guilty to assaulting the man in February 2007.

The 24-year-old man was initially given little chance of survival but made a full recovery and is backing the woman. Both had been drinking heavily and engaging in rough sex when he asked the woman to carve the symbol, the paper said.

Now I’ve herd of rough sex but this is crazy.

Found at Dvorak Uncensored

Woman found after 42 years

POLICE broke into a flat to check who lived there 42 years after its owner was reported missing - and found the mummified remains of the woman sitting in front of her TV.

Croatian police say Hedviga Golik, who was born in 1924, had apparently made herself a cuppa and sat down to watch her black-and-white television before she died.

Officers believe that would have been in 1966, when she was last seen by neighbours. They said one day she seemed to have just disappeared and they thought she had moved to the capital Zagreb.

But they found her remains in the tiny 13sq m flat after breaking in with bailiffs.

A police spokesman said: “So far we have no idea how it is possible that someone officially reported missing so long ago was not found before in the same apartment she used to live in.”

Question: Didn’t any one think to look in her apartment at any point in the past 42 years?!

Found at Dvorak Uncensored

Weird news: Man allegedly slaps a camel at Six Flags Discovery Kingdom

Police arrested a 24-year-old man Sunday who allegedly scaled two zoo fences and slapped a camel on a dare at Six Flags Discovery Kingdom in Vallejo, California.

Police say Christopher Allen was detained by park security but soon escaped and ran from the park with his friends, according to the Associated Press. Police finally caught up with Allen and arrested him and the alleged driver of his getaway car, Chrissy Thatcher.

Earlier reports that the man punched the camel were incorrect, Discovery Kingdom officials said. The man allegedly slapped the camel on its hindquarters.

Dakar, a 1½-year-old one-hump male camel, was upset but uninjured by the incident, said officials at the San Francisco Bay Area amusement park/marine park/zoo.

The 660-pound dromedary shares an enclosure with two adult Bactrian camels — a 17-year-old, 2,200-pound male named Jake and a 12-year-old, 1,600-pound female named Tian.

The amusement park plans to add additional security personnel around the camel exhibit to prevent copycat slappings.

Guy 1: *Takes ouff off a joint* “Dude. I dare you to spank that camal”
Guy 2: *Takes ouff off the same joint* “Okay”

Registered sex offender Jason Lee, 28, was arrested in Cincinnati in February and charged with several counts of deception for his seemingly benevolent acts of posting bond for two female strangers who had been arrested. Later, according to police, he had demanded sex and drugs from the women as payback, and a prosecutor said Lee had trolled for names of arrested women on the Web site of the Clerk of the Court.

Um, did he actualy think that they would “pay” him back?

Krystal Evans, 26, and Denise McClure, 24, rifled through packages on a DHL delivery truck in December in Crescent City, Calif., looking for their urine samples headed for the lab because they were certain theirs would test positive, which would have meant their return to jail. The driver summoned police, and the women were arrested for destroying evidence and violating their probation and in March were convicted and could face two years in prison. Evans’ original sample turned out to be clean, after all, but during the December arrest, she tested positive for methamphetamine.

How stupid are these two? I hope they don’t have and never will have children.

Man Shooting Hole Through Wall Kills Wife

DEEPWATER, Mo. — Officials are trying to decide whether to file charges against a Missouri man who fatally shot his wife while trying to install a satellite TV system in the bedroom of their home.

Patsy Long, 34, of Deepwater, died after being shot in the chest with a .22-caliber handgun on Saturday. Her husband, Ronald Long, fired the shot from the inside of their home after several unsuccessful efforts to punch a hole through the exterior wall using other means.

Henry County sheriff’s deputies said the woman was hit by the second of two shots fired by her husband.

Long was given CPR by neighbors and family until medics arrived, police said. She was transported by air ambulance,

but was pronounced dead at the hospital just after 6 p.m.

Well if you want an argument for gun control just read that. “You must have an ‘this’ I.Q. or grater to buy a gun”